Pigeon Brain or Pigeon Pose?

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I scheduled a class at a new yoga studio
and all I can think about —
What should I wear?

Which yoga pants will hide
my non-yoga-shaped body and
make me fit in?

Answer, of course, is none
no piece of spandex and nylon can possibly
absorb my anxiety
while wicking my sweat
and I am a…